Two rich old men talking at a fancy club. One says: “I know it’s cliche, but as soon as I made my first billion, the only thing I wanted to do was hunt and kill other human beings.”
It’s strange how we’re so used to stories about bored rich people hunting humans. That’s about the last thing I’d want to do with my free time. Am I weird?
Sorry I’ve posted so sporadically this week. I’ve been traveling and frankly, feeling a little jaded. I’ll have my pepper back next week.
Come back next week. I’ll do it, too. Read my books. This week: “I Am Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want ti be Your Class President.”
Draw my comics. I’ll post ‘em here.
If you're weird, so am I. If I had a billion dollars, I'd spend all my time reading books! And fund a few food pantries...
The dead tiger on the wall looked pretty sad.