NEW SYNDROMES
Everybody knows about “Stockholm Syndrome,” when a kidnapping victim perversely starts to identify with – and even root for – their captor. But that’s just the tip of the syndrome iceberg. Take a look below and take “stock” of yourself; could this be you?
STOCKHOLM SYNDROME: Victim, against all logic, identifies with their captor.
SPOCKHOLM SYNDROME: Victim identifies with their captor, but this time it’s logical.
STOCK HO HO HOLM SYNDROME: Victim identifies with Santa Claus.
STOCKHOLM ALONE SYNDROME: Victim identifies with the child who is torturing them.
STALK HO? HMMMM…. SYNDROME: Victim identifies with someone who is stalking legendary Hawaiian entertainer Don Ho, but something feels off…
STICK HOME SYNDROME: Victim identifies with the Second Little Pig.
SOCK HOME SYNDROME: Victim identifies with a chest of drawers.
CLOCK HOME SYNDROME: Victim identifies with Switzerland.
WALK HOME SYNDROME: Victim identifies with an empty gas tank.
CROC DOME SYNDROME: Victim identifies with the scientist who has replaced their scalp with crocodile skin in a deranged attempt to create a sun-resistant super-slave.
LANCOME SYNDROME: Victim identifies with their toiletries.
SUBSTACKHOLM SYNDROME: Victim identifies with their blogger.
WOODSTOCKHOLM SYNDROME: Victim identifies with a World War I Flying Ace.
How on earth did you come up with all of those??? Woodstockholm syndrome is cool! I think the lug in the comic looked better with messy hair, btw.
Grrrrooooaaaannnn . . . . !