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Christmas Story

(Okay, this is my annual Christmas post. First: imagine that there is a daily one-panel newspaper comic strip, like “Marmaduke,” called “This F***ing Dog.” Every day in the comic, a cute dog does something completely innocuous, while its old grumpy owner grouses, for no reason, “This f***ing dog.)

THIS F***ING DOG, Christmas comic. The Grumpy Owner and the Dog sit at the base of a Christmas tree, surrounded by unwrapped presents, including many toys and treats for the Dog. The Dog is licking the Grumpy Owner’s face. The Grumpy Owner, smiling (and maybe crying?) says: “This f***ing dog.”

Merry Christmas, everyone.