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The outskirts of heaven. The newly dead stand in line in front of St. Peter, where they are split into smaller lines going in two destinations — The Gates of Heaven and an Escalator to Hell (escorted by demons). One guy in the main line says to another: “It turns out the only thing they care about is which way you hung your toilet paper roll.”

I don’t have a strong opinion either way.

Daredevil is a second-tier Marvel comics superhero who is blind but fights crime because he has radar or something. There was another Daredevil, back in the 40’s, who I show here sometimes, who was an acrobat like the current Daredevil, and had a tight-fitting (but cooler) outfit like the current Daredevil, but was not blind.

But there WAS a blind superhero in Daredevil Comics. This is Nightro:

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I wonder if Stan Lee and the guys just decided to mush up everything they saw in the old Daredevil Comics when they created the new one.

Nightro is technically blind, I guess, but he CAN see, he just needs to wear “Poloroid eye pieces” to do it. Basically, he has a difficult prescription. This does NOT help him solve crime. But the goggles he has to wear are so weird looking that he decides he has no choice but to become a superhero. Frankly, I find this origin story less than convincing.

Draw my comics. I’ll post them here.