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Reasons
Grey Aliens have just landed a flying saucer in a field. One of them is holding a press conference, and says: “The Crop Circles are because we are artists. The Cattle Mutilations are because we are scientists. And the Anal Probes are because we are total pervs.”
Archie can draw but I can’t:
So you draw my cartoons for me. I’ll post them here.

