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221B Baker Street. Sherlock Holmes lies dead on the floor, a dagger through his heart. Inspector Lestrade and Doctor Watson look down at the corpse. Lestrade says: “Well, it’s a perfect crime, and the only man who could solve it is dead, so that’s that.”

Has anyone tried to watch that “Young Sherlock” show on Amazon? I mean, I guess people have, because it’s popular, but I think it’s terrible. Not that it couldn’t be considered entertaining, but it’s got exactly zero to do with Sherlock Holmes. It was produced by Guy Ritchie and YOU CAN TELL. I was going to write a review, but that would mean finishing the series and I couldn’t bring myself to do that, but maybe I’ll write one anyway. This paragraph has whetted my appetite for explaining to people why it’s wrong for them to enjoy something.

Greg Hardy delivers a dandy one two five one:

I don’t know Greg personally, but I know he’s funny, especially because he made this joke funnier. Talking to the cat is funnier, watching it on TV is funnier, and the wording is better than what I had. I wasn’t very happy with the way I wrote the joke, so I’m glad Greg fixed it. And he drew it beautifully! Thanks, Greg.

Greg says he drew this at the Thomas Cooper Library at the University of South Carolina. So a special thanks to the real USC.

Draw my comics. I’ll post them here.